Jizznessman

A man who donates all forms of bodily fluids, especially semen, so that he may receive money to pay off a loan shark or some other form of debt instead of opting for more traditional forms of employment.

I heard that Hank is quite the jizznessman. He's visited the sperm bank several times this week; he brings his own copy of Good Housekeeping and a photo of Laura Bush.

by Jizznessman February 18, 2010

Jizzless

Lacking jizz; lacking joie de vivre; listless and without ambition.

You never go anywhere or do anything. You have no interests. You're jizzless.

by Waldo Treehorn April 4, 2009

jizzness trip

A speedy getaway for a quick nut lasting no longer than an hour.

I'm so stressed with work man I really gotta call up Cindy and make a jizzness trip.

by Cmoneyyyyyy November 30, 2016

jizzes

when a person has blown a load (ejaculated) on another person from his/her penis.

I jizzed all over Tyler Thompson.

by Anonymous December 6, 2002

potato pancake jizzfest

The act of filling Mr. Potato Head with cum, and then pouring it over a nice stack of flapjacks that you have cooked for your loved ones.

Dad: Hey kids! It's Saturday! Time for potato pancake jizzfest!!!

by piggywiggylemonsquiggy September 11, 2011

Jizzness

When something is so good, it makes you cum all in your pants.

I was listening to 'Turning Japanese' the other day and I spent in my britches. It was the jizzness!

by Jamballs June 1, 2010

Jizzies

A feeling where you feel happy and have an urge to masturbate or sexually please your self

Gosh those men gave me the jizzies
The jizzies are strong with this wrong

by dandan1097 April 25, 2014