jerkatorium

A sort of man cave for dateless men to masterbate in.This can be a shed,barn,or an old trailer.

Patricia bought a trailer for her pedophile son fred.Now fred can whack off anytime he wants in his very own jerkatorium.

by freddie got fingered November 7, 2010

JERKAZOID

Someone who only wishes to speak to like minded people and judge anyone outside this mindset as inferior.
Mostly done by Leftists, Progressives / Social Justice Warriors and the mentally ill.

Fran Lebowitz is a major league jerkazoid.

by Dan D Doty October 9, 2018

Jerkalope

One who displays the actions of a jerk, yet has the rack of an antelope to harm.

Dan showed up at my wedding wearing a dress to match my bridal gown, what a jerkalope!

by Amey T. October 2, 2003

JERKBOX

Jerkbox (Jerk-baw-ks)
A person who has his/her automobile radio so loud that all people within a two block radius are forced to Listen to what he/she is listening to.
Originated from Jukebox: Which was a device (primarily at malt shops and small restaraunts, theN used at pool halls) that when a person inserted quarters wold play what they desired to hear until the selections they paid for were complete.

Person 1: Listen to the fag playing Elton John so loud his car is rattling.
Person 2: What a fucking Jerkbox.

by Tianyunwang July 5, 2007

jerkbooking

Jerking off to pictures of people on Facebook.

"Dude I've been jerkbooking this chick I like at school."
"Ew you're sick man."

by JTSizzle November 19, 2011

jerkalope

an extreme jackalope who shows all of the properties of a jackalope but more so

any person who everybody hates to the utmost, typically a criminal

by jack December 7, 2003

Jerkabate

to be jerk while you masturbate

while talking on the phone, I jerkabated by calling this girl a bitch and pulling on my pork.

by vweeenuh schnitzel November 26, 2010