incatpacitated

The state of being rendered completely useless due to the presence of a sleeping feline on your lap.

Hey Dave, can you please get the door?

I can't. I'm incatpacitated!

by notbait January 9, 2019

Incatacitated

When you have been incapacitated by a cat deciding to sit, lie or snuggle next to you.

Sorry I can't make breakfast, I'm incatacitated

by Rausages September 23, 2023

incapacitator

-the little annoying piece of skin that peels at the bottom corner/side of your fingernail
-usually on the thumb
-can be peeled/ripped off with your other fingernails (usually the pointer finger on the same hand)

(not to be confused with a cuticle)

"Dude, I've had this incapacitator on my thumb ALL week and it's really starting to piss me off cuz i can't stop picking it!"

by twiddlethumbs<3 May 23, 2009

Legally incapacitated

Someone who uses illness to avoid legal proceedings

The accused's trial was scheduled to begin today, but he was legally incapacitated and convenientally in hospital so it had to be postponed.

by Ruerzi October 12, 2011

Flux Incapacitor

(Drinking Game) Three people put to cups of beer in front of them and there is one full cup in the center. The contestants drink the first to beers as fact as they can, the slowest drinks the last beer. Put the cups of beer in the shape of the flux capacitor. If you don't know what a flux capacitor looks like rent Back to the Future.

"Let's make a flux incapacitor and get blasted motherfuckers!"

by Jtron 3000 April 27, 2003

incapacitated

shut down... stopped in it's tracks... toyota...jeff gordon...

i'll incapacitate you if you don't stop stalking me and asking for definitions!!!!

by Bill Atkins March 18, 2005

incrapacity

constipation
the inability to drop a deuce

elder abuse often involves undue influence and incrapacity

by Ae5Ea8 May 3, 2017