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Georgian goo 

Have your girl walk out barefoot into the mud scrapes her toenails and put the gunk into your urethra and then you proceed to hang upside down on your couch and ejaculate your muddy semen into your own mouth, while an electric toothbrush/razor is buzzing in your asshole and your girlfriend watches from the corner
John:”dude the other day Sarah gave me a Georgian goo ”
Sam: “dude that’s fucking sick
Georgian goo by Ibombchongs November 20, 2022

Georgian College 

Georgian College is conveniently located the farthest away from anything in Barrie while still being inside city limits. This college offers programs in healthcare, trades, business, culinary, and engineering while giving the illusion that golfing is a college program. The Barrie Campus boasts an average bar called the TLC; students flock to TLC because The Ranch is more than an hour walk away. House parties in Barrie generally have a minimal police presence, due to their mediocre nature. Due to a recent Snapchat account (MMG) Cannabis and Sluts seem to be a common item(seriously what do you expect from a college?). Drinking is the favored pastime by Georgian students, closely followed by pretending to be sober for class. The college also features both on and off campus residences; if you wish to play drinking games without being harassed the off campus residence is recommended. The Georgian College parking lot features many shit-box fart-can ricer cars and there douche bag drivers; as well as kids that can't park to save their asses. If you are looking for a college with average everything GC is right for you!
Cop 1: There is a house party at 252 Cook Street, should we respond?
Cop 2: Give it 20 minutes, the Georgian College students will realize it is a shit party and leave.
Cop 1: What happens if the party gets out of hand and the house buns down?
Cop 2: What are the chances of that happening AGAIN?

Georgian milkshake 

When you have eaten a mass amount of Gluten and Vitamin D-3, causing your jizz to become somewhat chunky like a milkshake. Recommended for oral sex and cum shots.
Hey Shaniqwa, I was fucking Steve and he Georgian milkshaked all over my face!

I love Georgian milkshakes, it's like a sexual treat!

Georgian Breakfast 

A Georgian Breakfast is when you wake up in the AM and proceed to rim your partner before getting out of bed (I'd say "before getting up", but that may not be accurate).
Matt woke up to Jeff enjoying a Georgian Breakfast
Georgian Breakfast by 960xxx October 20, 2021

Georgian Yellow Tide 

When a mischevious person dumps enough piss into the carpet of a hotel room that the carpet refuses to absorb anymore. Originated in Georgia and common around the south (especially in Northern Florida).
Last Tuesday, the Hotel 8 stiffed on our promised mini-fridge, so we introduced them to a Georgian Yellow Tide just before we checked out.

Georgian tea 

A girly but very smooth drink available at some night clubs.

1 oz vodka
1 oz gin
1 oz light rum
1 oz peach schnapps
fill with fruit juice
After one Georgian Tea, you'll be in love with me.
Georgian tea by Welterweight January 11, 2009