flatmate

1. A femail friend with small or non-existant mammaries
2. A person who lives in the same flat as you.

1.
What do you think of Emma?
She's flatmate
2.
I'm going for a beer with my flatmates.

by Fraser Steen October 20, 2006

Flathand

Flathand is the process of masturbating (male) when a subject arouses themselves by using an open palm to the underside of their penis instead of the traditional closed grip, to the point of ejaculation

Hank is such a idiot, he is probably the type of guy who flathands himself.

I am so tired, I can't even grip my dick, but who cares, I can just flathand myself.

by Ryan D 22 December 29, 2008

Flaphat

flaphat (flăp´hăt) n. A derogatory name used defensively by a used car salesman when confronted with the fact that he or she is not actually an attorney, despite being able to sell ice to an eskimo.

Flaphat!

You little flaphat, I eat guys like you up all day in court.

by Clenden February 19, 2010

Flathanite

Northern Irish word that means when one forgets to do an obvious task.

Oh flathanite I cannot believe I forgot to lock the door.

by StevOibiza April 8, 2011

flat hat

funny like Buster Keaton ; from the hat popularised by the music-hall and film comedian

that guy's funny like a flat hat

by Bipbebop February 5, 2010

flatuates

When methane gas is released from your ass.

"My friend Justin flatuates on a regular bases, and since he's a firecrotch, ignites everything."

by aliencj June 30, 2006

flatuate

When you release a toot toot into the potty or wherever you are located. Preferably into the potty...

Jacob Fartpants sure has to flatuate a lot!

by Cincodemayobetch December 28, 2007