Flathanite 

Northern Irish word that means when one forgets to do an obvious task.

Oh flathanite I cannot believe I forgot to lock the door.

Flathanite by StevOibiza April 8, 2011

fluthanize

The act or practice of potentially infecting others with cooties or even worse, the H1N1 virus, by using the incorrect technique for sneezing or coughing.

Taken from euthanize The act or practice of ending the life of an individual suffering from a terminal illness or an incurable condition.

Person A: Achoo! (but not into elbow)

Person B: Yuck! Quick, get that man some hand sanitizer! What are you trying to do, fluthanize us?

fluthanize by zerosumgame September 19, 2009