flabbergasting

butt cheeks flapping when gas is passed

joan flabbergasted so much that the people at the party could see her cheeks clapping together through her spandex

by unknown July 26, 2004

flabbergastic

to have an unusual urge to rape a cow. also can be said as a moo-diction.

"thats bullshit" "that makes me flabbergastic"

by punchyboy23 March 28, 2009

Flabbergastment trauma

an overabundant amount of compliments leading to extreme annoyance.

joe: you're so sexy, you smell good, i want your ass on my face so i can see it all the time.

alexis: just stop.

(remember on the first date, only compliment a girl once or it may cause flabbergastment trauma)

by matt scrapes u June 18, 2009

flabbergasties

Tumblr term for boobs, used largely in regards to bechloe

Why does Chloe like Beca so much?
Mostly because of her flabbergasties.

by tanithlow March 2, 2016

Flabbergastation

A word that is taken from the word flabbergasted which means shocked or surprised so flabbergastation is the verb or act of flabbergasted.

"DUDE NO WAY!! FLABBERGASTATION 101"

by Taehyun's wife February 6, 2023

Flabbergasting

When you are eating out a girl whilst she is on her period and you suck up the blood and spit it in her face.

It's called this because she will be utterly flabbergasted.

"I gave my wife a total flabbergasting last night. Should have seen her face."

by 666onyou June 8, 2021

Flabbergasting

When the bottom farts during doggy style.

Oh my God! Oh my God! I'm- I'm flabbergasting! AAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!

by Flabbergastingsohard March 13, 2024