2 definitions by theamazingass

rooster

another name for cock, often used in joke sentences

samantha: OMG George! YOUR ROOSTER IS HUGE
george: i do like my chickens big
samantha: you are fucking dumb, i'm breaking up

by theamazingass December 27, 2022

flabbergasted

the act of being surprised while farting during sex

timmy: hey!
john: i flabbergasted sasha the other night
timmy: FUCK YEAH

by theamazingass December 21, 2021