frusturbation

verb: the act of masturbating out of anger or frustration, taking your anger out on your dick, and 'blowing off some steam' by jerkin your terkin

Gabe frusturbated with great furver after his idea was shot down.

Zac was so mad after being rejected by ever girlon earth that he went home to frusterbate.

Bob just loves frusturbation when hes angry.

by kegis the bestever November 2, 2011

Fapsturbation

Fap•stur•ba•tion
The combination of the words "Fap" and "Masturbation" brought together in glorious harmony.

"Golly-gee-whiz. The fapsturbation hit me hard this mornin'!"

by Teh Masked Wang March 31, 2005

frasturbation

When you facebook-rape yourself. or the facebook rape, aka frape of oneself. ya.

i just did a massive shit and love cock lol lmao lolza tee hee lolz don't worry it's just frasturbation mama"

by povodka November 25, 2011

Fapsturbation

Fiegned or mock masturbation in response to viewing something on the internet.

"Hey man, did you see the new preview for Wolverine that leaked out onto the net?"

"Yeah. I best fapsturbation material I've had in a while."

by DeadlyPancake October 9, 2008

zensturbation

The act of exciting oneself to orgasm by mental stimulation alone, without any actual physical stimulation whatsoever; thinking oneself into an orgasm.

I've known a few women who claimed to be capable of zensturbation, but I've never met a man who could do it.

by Michael Andreyakovich February 28, 2009

frusturbation

The verbal mating dance people do when one of them refuses to put out for a while at the start of a relationship.

My sister and her bf engage in repeated acts of frusturbation as they wend their way towards eventual release.

by zoodonkey December 30, 2013

fasturbation

rapid sexual self gratification performed during a period of religious abstinence or in-between normal business hours.

im too busy to masturbate i can only manage fasturbation until this workload lets/lents up

by insomniacal maniac September 1, 2009