ficsturbation
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fapsturbation
A theoretical act of self pleasure, often described as masturbation squared, or F=M^2. Can also describe intense masturbation, or simple everyday masturbation for hyperbolic effect. The word is simply a contraction of the slang term 'fap' and the word 'masturbation'.
"My parents just caught me fapsturbating to skinemax, no tv for a week."
"Man, that's harsh. They always say fapsturbation is a sin, but we know everyone does it."
"Man, that's harsh. They always say fapsturbation is a sin, but we know everyone does it."
fapsturbation by Bearded Justice November 9, 2011
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fasturbation
fasturbation by Dave Bose June 20, 2003
Fasturbation
When a young man takes a break from jerking off. Fasting like a jewish person during Yom Kippur, a fasturbation may take a few days a week or to a more experienced fasturbator up to a month.
Guy 1: dude im sorry ive been so short tempered lately, i've just been in a fasturbation contest with my dad.
Guy 2: its ok man, i understand fasturbation can be one of the most difficult things ever.
Guy 1: it truly is...
Guy 2: its ok man, i understand fasturbation can be one of the most difficult things ever.
Guy 1: it truly is...
Fasturbation by UncleNorton45 July 24, 2011
fisturbating
To masturbate by inserting one's fist into one's own orifice or orifices. Artificial or disembodied fists may also be used. The word is a hybrid of "Fisting", "Masturbating" and "Sophisticated", and as such could be considered a sophisticated form of self-fisting.
"I wouldn't go in there Gavin, Tylah is Fisturbating."
Bryce: "Dan, if you don't sort that shit out my fist will be up your ass"
Dan: "I can fisturbate MYSELF!"
Bryce: "Dan, if you don't sort that shit out my fist will be up your ass"
Dan: "I can fisturbate MYSELF!"
fisturbating by Under Training May 11, 2008
fasturbation
Dude, I was in the bathroom before third period, and I was totally exposed to the most vile fasturbation! I could hear this kid moaning through the stall wall!
fasturbation by vivezplus April 29, 2007