fapicide

To kill ones self through the art of excessive masturbation

1: Steve died yesterday
2: oh god, what happened?

1: Fapicide man, He dehydrated due to over masturbation

by jimmygoggins January 14, 2013

Fuckicide

The act of having bareback sex with someone that you know has STD's.

"I went home with a girl and we didn't have any condoms. She told me she had AIDS ... but damn, she was so hot we had sex anyway, the fuckicide was worth it!"

by James Murdoch January 7, 2013

fatcident

An accident or injury that would have not normally occurred if you were not so fat.

Threw out my back brushing my teeth, fatcident. Broke the lawn chair when I sat in it, fatcident.

by BigMack January 24, 2014

Facticity

The individual parts of ourselves that we are born with.

Including but not limited to, one's culture, class, religion, language, race, gender, and sexual orientation.

Although one has no control over his or her facticity, one is always free to choose his or her relation to the world in which one lives in.

by JeanPaulSartre December 7, 2022

fatcide

Committing suicide by deliberate overindulgence in greasy fast food.

Stiv comitted fatcide yesterday.

by Mr. Omega September 2, 2006

Facicide

The act of permanently deleting oneself from Facebook

When I heard George EFFING Bush had an account, a black hole of despair squeezed my beating heart still. I had to do it, facicide was the only solution.

by shaise malaise June 3, 2010

Factoided

Fac-toi-ded: Factoided is the verb used to announce someones previous statement or sentence was factually incorrect.
The word derives from Maeve Murphy's Gibberish.

Sam: Ben Franklin was a president
Maeve: Naaaaa... Factoided

by Megladonrider June 1, 2020