Dickstracted

Sidetracked by some amazing dick.

I'm sorry I was late to your graduation.I got dickstracted.

by CasualFuckingChaos August 27, 2020

dickstraction

Having too many available boys in the immediate or extended area distracting one from getting things done.

"I would be writing my paper in my boyfriend's dorm room, but he's such a dickstraction!"

"Jane didn't stay true to her boyfriend Johnny back home during her first semester in college because there were far too many dickstractions around campus... sorry Johnny."

by Maggie Mead December 13, 2005

dickstracted

The female equivalent of titstracted. When you unintentionally walk into a wall, trip over a toddler, or drop your Starbucks latte when you see a hot guy's cock-outline in the front of his jeans.

The latest Tom Hiddleston paparazzi photo -- where you can clearly see his cock-outline -- got me so dickstracted that I drooled onto my phone screen.

by Dharma Midget September 21, 2016

dickstract

a miss pronunciation for distraction.

Jennifer is such a dickstract

by God of definition April 21, 2017

DICKstractions

When dick becomes distracting to the point you can’t complete your daily tasks.

Adam - *sends snap*

Tabitha - *opens snap* see’s 🍆 video, immediately closes excel spreadsheet

Tabitha, “well that was very DICKStracting I won’t even be able to finish my reporting with all these DICKStractions! Lmao”

by Wolfany January 19, 2021

dickstracted

when a man (or woman) is distracted by hot guy- typically at a bar or club setting

"I'm sorry what were you saying, I was totally dickstracted by that hot guy in the cowboy hat, he could ride me anytime!"

by baLtiMORe tURkeY March 27, 2010

dickstracted

When your friend can't get their mind off the dick. Like all they think of is getting dick.

Brittany: Sorry I flaked on you yesterday, I got dickstracted.

by BayAreaPrincess925 June 4, 2016