Diagnostic Fart Assessment

A specially developed diagnostic tool used by the EPA that seeks to assess the concentration of methane in a mammal’s farts.

Our staff meetings, as a whole, could benefit from a Diagnostic Fart Assessment, since passing gas is our primary mode of communication.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 25, 2019

Diago

Normally a Diago is a tall mix raced human from London. He is big and scary and a force to be reckoned with. A Diago is a kind hearted individual who can take jokes and also make the best jokes. He is sexy and has a massive pecker that would make any girl scream for more. If a diago comes past In your life, don’t lose him because he won’t come back

Wow did you just see diago walk past. He’s a dreamer

by Larrysaurusrl Rex February 3, 2020

self diagnosis

When a person diagnoses themselves based on websites like WebMD and Mayo Clinic.

Step 1: "Owww it hurts"

Step 2: Google where it hurts

Step 3: Examples come up on the search

Step 4: Compare the respective sites

Step 5: Come to conclusion

Jeff googled "irregular pain in the kidney area" to see what was up. WebMD told him that it could just be a muscle strain; this was Jeff's self diagnosis and he decided that was the problem and didn't go to the doctor. 8 months later Jeff found out he had terminal hip bone cancer and that he had only 2 years to live.

Elise had a slight pain in her neck after falling off her bed in the middle of the night and hitting herself. Being a chronic neurotic, she feared for the worst, googled it, just in case. She self diagnosed herself to have had throat cancer. She went to the doctor and found out it was a simple trapezius sprain.

by bpipic April 8, 2010

diagonalize

to cross two or more intersecting streets in one direct nonstop path while avoiding contact with all intermediate corners.
See hypotenuse-tionanal-ize.

"There is no traffic in any direction at this intersection, it is appropriate to diagonalize" yelled Jane to her friend on the far corner.

by MikeS August 15, 2006

Diagnoogle

To diagnose a medical issue using Google.

Dont diagnoogle your problems. You should really see a doctor.

by haledaniels January 9, 2011

electron volt diagram

A retards terminology for refering to an Electron DOT diagram.

"Hey, Mr. N? I don't undertsand this electron volt diagram."
"thats beacuse there is no such thing... I believe you mean Electron DOT diagram."

by sweetsugargurl November 12, 2009

Self-diagnosed

Someone who 100% definitely has some sort of mental disorder simply because they say they do. Any attempts to quash this will be immediately shot down since nothing beats a self-diagnosed 14 yr old with mobile service.

Billy: Dude I am self-diagnosed with depression
Jake: No you're not
Jake proceeds to die since he has angered the mob of 14 year olds

by loolololollololoolo69 March 25, 2019