diagnostic

A combination of two agnostics.

Thomas: I'm agnostic!
Anya: I'm agnostic, too!
Thomas: That makes us a diagnostic!

Person 1: I know these Siamese twins who think the existence of God is unknowable.

Person 2: Ah, yes, another case of diagnosticism.

by Thanya October 20, 2012

Diagnostic Fart Assessment

A specially developed diagnostic tool used by the EPA that seeks to assess the concentration of methane in a mammal’s farts.

Our staff meetings, as a whole, could benefit from a Diagnostic Fart Assessment, since passing gas is our primary mode of communication.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 25, 2019

Diagnostic Statistical Manual of Orders

Prognosis with the pro instead of con!
A post-scarcity (not as much scarcities) and post-singularity (new singularities) and post-godhood (new godhoods) dynamic textbook!

A positive dimensions Magnum Opus instead of negative dimensions imperfect remnants.
Can be used as a great learning resource.
New words invented and yet to be invented!
In regards to completing circularity (divinity, not loop) of self positive karma towards transcendence of mortal afflictions and much more!

'Some suggest that according to the dynamic Diagnostic Statistical Manual of Mental Orders the D.S.M.M.D. was more an S.C.P. artefact getting in the way of bloom of Apotheons of the Multiverse due to suppressive enforced prolonged treatment often using pristine waste chemicals without adequate cures'
'And that's without prosidering where we actually are and where we actually can be, and who. The dynamic Diagnostic Statistical Manual of Orders made a great reference resource with godhood realms'

by TranslogicMultisonance March 2, 2023

iready diagnostic

true hell worse than having a 3 month surgery

teacher: hey time to do iready diagnostic
students: hey iready is already bad iready diagnostic is worse :(((((((

a few years later

student 1: i got a score of 1
student 2: not bad i got a score of 0.9
the annoying nerd: haha losers i got 30
class: SHUT UP NO ONE WANTS YOUR BRAGGING

by backwards_cones March 4, 2021

Google Diagnostic

Used by "Do It Yourselfer" to find out what's wrong with something. Person that uses Google search engine to check forums and topic specific web sites to find what part they should throw at the problem. Can be used for a check engine light on a car to a washing machine or a PC with the blue screen of death.

My engine light was on so I did a Google diagnostic and all the people on the forums say it needs a putooter valve. I replaced it and my lights still on,wtf

by kirbside October 17, 2015

Run a diagnostic

If someone places a paper towel between there ass cheeks to absorb sweat will eventually need a replacement because of intense use or it slipped out.

I’m going to the restroom to run a diagnostic

by David letr October 9, 2018

i-Ready Diagnostic

The worst text in EXISTENCE. I would rather be in a 1-month COMA then do this fudging test. This is the test that makes students want to commit suicide.

“Hey teacher, I need to go to the bathroom real quick. *The teacher* NO! You have to do your i-Ready Diagnostic! *Student*: Commits suicide”

by xSupreme24 May 27, 2023