dipstick

1. the stick in your car used to measure how much oil you have.
2. a slang term for a person who is dumb
3. used as a substitute for "dipshit" whenever that particular word would be deemed inappropriate.

1. I looked at the car's dipstick, and it seems as though i need an oil change.
2. John is a total dipstick, he can't even tie his own shoes.
3. I got ripped off by that dipstick who fixed my stove.

by Russell July 11, 2004

dipstick

Someone who got dropped on the head as a baby.

"Hey that Jonny is such a dipstick."

by Yegga Yegga September 13, 2017

DipStick

Something my Italian dad continuously says, thinking it to be an insult when in reality he sounds like a fat bald retard.

That's not how you do it, you DIPSTICK!!!!

by Lemontablet7 November 21, 2022

dipstick

(ADJ.)derogatory slang of a man's small penis. Could also be used an a noun

(ADJ.)"You are a Dipstick!"
(Noun)"Where is he, Where is that Dip Stick."
could be in place of pencil dick, needle dick or thin brain.

by Nubb'n December 17, 2008

Dipstick

A versatile tool, obtained near any park or garden.

Most oftenly used by schoolkids to poke around in stuff (usually mudpools)

this tool is named a dipstick

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2415/2292111778_2ba2f7b60b.jpg

fine example of a dipstick

by Indi Dae February 15, 2009

dipstick

A dipstick is when an individual walks up to an unsuspecting (seated) female victim and proceeds to stick his finger down her partially exposed ass-crack. He then looks her in dead in the eye and sniffs his fingers. Always a good ice-breaker.

After chad dipsticked kerry at unh in 2006, she knew they would be together forever.

by BDPclub April 4, 2010

Dipstick

One who has the intelligence of an oil dipstick in a car. Usually the oil is dirty and "not too bright" much like the person being described here.

I see that the sun doesn't shine on your field you dipstick!

by Buck May 9, 2003