Something my Italian dad continuously says, thinking it to be an insult when in reality he sounds like a fat bald retard.
by Lemontablet7 November 21, 2022
by KarnJatt March 23, 2018
A name you call a dumbass when they fall and hurt themselves or just do something incredibly stupid.
by BigBoiDante August 21, 2018
The act of inserting an erect penis into a menstruating girl's vagina to check for blood similarly as one would check for oil in an automobile. It is also a good way to measure the depth of a woman's vagina. If a large enough man measures his own length prior to dipsticking, the amount of "oil" on his penis post-dipsticking will determine her depth.
Remember that during dipsticking it is important to wipe the dipstick off before you check for oil to yield sufficient results. It's got to be clean, and you have to give it a good swab."
-The latter, has in fact been attempted with satisfactory results.
-The latter, has in fact been attempted with satisfactory results.
by disc.inc. May 04, 2010
by Light Joker April 18, 2007
When a person soaks a tampon in alcohol (beer, vodka, whiskey etc...) and inserts the tampon into their rectum for an increased effect of influence.
by William_Scatner March 26, 2011
by muffindamule October 06, 2006