Coronaloner

The antonym of coronalingus. When a person is sad and lonely during the coronavirus time of social distancing.

Bill: "Hey have you heard what Pornhub is doing? Their premium's free to not just the Italians now but the whole world!"
Moe: "Yeah! It's crazy. You know it really means so much to the coronaloners..."

Jessica: "I went on tinder to boost my self-esteem... I never got so many matches before"
Brittney: "Yeah, that's attack of the coronaloners alright."

by CoronalonerWithNoBoner March 30, 2020

Corona Boner

When you drink too much and can no longer keep an erection in order to participate in sexual activities.
(see whiskey dick)

I would have fucked her but I had corona boner.

by Joe December 4, 2004

Coronaloner

A person that has enjoyed quarantine so much, that they intend to stay solitary through choice after the event has passed.

Jesus, I never realised just what a bunch of assholes I used to spend my time with pre-covid, fuck that shit, I’m gonna become a coronaloner when this is all over.

by cheffykins March 31, 2020

coronaphoner

A coronaphoner is a very modern phenomenon triggered by the heinous virus. An interview by a journalist conducted from afar is termed a "phoner". An interview conducted from any distance, but now via cell phone to maintain social distance, is a coronaphoner.

I needed to interview the police chief, so we did a coronaphoner while I sat in the parking lot outside her office.

by ElCommissioner March 30, 2020

Corona Boner

A corona boner is another word for boner. You get it from watching pornographic videos of people infected with the new virus called corona virus.

Also can be a boner from people that have the virus (non sexual)

I was just watching this video on pornhub and it gave me a corona virus.

I don’t know bro, but I keep getting the corona boner from people with the virus.

by TheRealChiken March 16, 2020

Corona boner

When you have been in isolation for so long beating your meat, you are physically unable to maintain an erection but you continue to rub one out despite never achieving full erectness otherwise known as the corona boner

dude I have been in isolation so long it has Given me a bad case of corona boner

by Fherrightinthep March 17, 2020

Corona-boner

State of arousal that cannot be relieved by a satisfying hand shandy because you’re stuck in lockdown with your family.

After fourteen days in lockdown with his girlfriend , Adam had a severe case of Corona-boner.

by Steelworker Jim April 8, 2020