comatoast

In a coma, not likely to recover, the patient is "toast". simply replace comatose with comatoast. This got started when a family member mispronounced "comatose" and we realized that comatoast was in some cases more descriptive of the patient condition and prognosis.

The patient is comatoast.

by Bunny Love June 27, 2012

Comatoast

Beat someone to near death with a steamy baguette

Officer: So?
Detective: Looks like he suffered a comatoast

by Mama’s banana October 24, 2018

Comatoasted

the point at which one has smoked so much weed they lose all functionality to speak, eat, move, and generally function on an interactive level.

he hasn't moved in three hours. That boy is Comatoasted.

by The Great Stoned Man October 13, 2011

Mr. Comatose

Nickname given to Castiel an Angel of the Lord, by Dean Humanity Winchester. A nickname given to a typically awkward and reserved person who is ironically very strong and serious.

Can be used as a nickname for a buddy, that deep down you want to be your fuck buddy.

"Team Free Will: one ex-blood junkie, one dropout with six bucks to his name, and Mr. Comatose over here."

by The Speaker Of Truth And Gays October 14, 2017

Comatose

adj 1: relating to or associated with a coma; "comatose breathing"; "comatose state"
2: in a state of deep and usually prolonged unconsciousness; unable to respond to external stimuli; "a comatose patient"


Source: WordNet ® 2.0, © 2003 Princeton University

He is in the hospital because of a comatose overdose on heroin

by valoem December 9, 2004

Comatose

To be so fucked up you unable to move, talk,or see.

Man the other night I was hitting the bong I went past krunk I was fucking comatose.

by Phoenix January 31, 2004

comatastic

Mind-numbing work in front of a computer screen, inducing a coma-like state; monkey work.

Jody: I've got more work on the Code of Federal Regulations to do over the weekend.

Brad: Sounds comatastic.

by Popski December 7, 2006