Comatoast

The only satisfying food you can be bothered to make the morning after you drank yourself into a coma. Can taste like the perfect hangover cure.
I had to have my Comatoast this morning. Last night was a crazy night. What happened?
by iBrowz-- August 28, 2008
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Comatoast

The state of coma following the mass consumption of delectable bread.
by Makeempray September 27, 2015
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Comatoast

A sudden disturbance of sensory function, equilibrium, or mental faculties usually caused by reaction to something achieved (or escaped) by a narrow margin.
Me and my buddy were on our way home on a country road after a long day's work. Suddenly, just after the turn-off, out jumped a doe (deer) in front of us. I was already in a coma from work -- after hitting the deer, and narrowly avoiding a serious car accident, I now was totally comatoast.
by Littlemanl January 09, 2012
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Comatoasted

the point at which one has smoked so much weed they lose all functionality to speak, eat, move, and generally function on an interactive level.
he hasn't moved in three hours. That boy is Comatoasted.
by The Great Stoned Man October 13, 2011
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so fucking 'toasted' that you're in a coma.
man, i'm comatoast since we roasted that bowl.
by john moritz August 30, 2003
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I drank too much last night and then I took a xanx. I was comatoasted!
by Teratogen May 03, 2011
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getting so toast the night before that you are in a coma like state in the morning
Nik: "I didnt get home from the club till 4am, then I smoked a joint and went to sleep. there was no way I was waking up for work at 7am, I was comatoast"
by last-call August 16, 2011
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