cloisterphobia

fear of church or priests

Man I used to be an altar boy but I never got the latin right,and I've had cloisterphobia ever since

by worderamma December 13, 2009

cloister fuck

What the priests did to you when you were a little boy.

Dude, you got cloister fucked by Father O'Fucko!

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

Cloisterfuck

An unorganized architecture desk full of papers, basswood, chipboard, trace, and pencils that covers what your professor is trying to grade.

Me- Hey Cordell did you grade my project over the weekend?

Professor Cordell Steinmetz- No, I couldn't find it on your cloisterfuck of a desk.

by mm03NN16 September 25, 2010

cummeister

A master of the domain of raping women. Abusing women. using women and just plain enjoying them for sexual purposes only. Highly respected yet feared in the male community

Billy Tanner: Hey hey! Paulie, THE CUM-MEISTER! Hows it hanging bro?

Paul: *shoots him*

by Big Fat Pp March 28, 2005

Capmeister

Someone who cannot form a literal sentence without capping in it, they’re constantly capping. Known as the most fucking annoying people to exist.
Permanent resident of Cap City.

Derived from the prefix ‘cap’ and the German suffix ‘meister’ suggesting superlative cap.

Jack - “So last night I got bitches at Aaron’s party.” *whimpers in cap like the little bitch he is*

Any normal person - “Jack is the capmeister. I do not know a worse fucking human being in existence.”
Another normal person - “Yeah, he gets no bitches.”

by Pears On Special March 27, 2022

ephrata cloister

Someone that is a hot fucking mess. Also something that you thought would be delicious and it just gave you extreme gas

That Doris woman is a real Ephrata Cloister. That Thai food hit me like an Ephrata Cloister

by Biatch Please September 11, 2016

oyster cloister

A pimple found on the folds of the vagina just below the clitoris.

Sex is gonna hurt until I pop this oyster cloister.

by Phil Loves Trish December 2, 2010