Let's just simply say... the biggest gang of twat-faced douchebags you are ever likely to meet.
They think burberry is "da bomb"...
...newsflash... it just isn't.
Also see Chavettes aka. just a bunch of fugly orange-faced spoonheads who are likely to:
*get on your fucking nerves!
*flunk their grades
*think that vanilla ice is "cool"
*use the word "fuckin'" in every sentance
*have huge egos
*play their crappy music from their cellphones... they
usually do this on the back of a bus... they think it actually sounds good
*they think that referring to the fake, gold, "make your neck turn green" crap they wear around their neck as "bling" makes them sound good
*mouth off at you for no apparent reason in a language normal people cannot define
*spit all over the damn pavement so it gets on your shoes
*spit on you from a higher place (lets say... a balcony)
*just fucking spit everywhere
They think burberry is "da bomb"...
...newsflash... it just isn't.
Also see Chavettes aka. just a bunch of fugly orange-faced spoonheads who are likely to:
*get on your fucking nerves!
*flunk their grades
*think that vanilla ice is "cool"
*use the word "fuckin'" in every sentance
*have huge egos
*play their crappy music from their cellphones... they
usually do this on the back of a bus... they think it actually sounds good
*they think that referring to the fake, gold, "make your neck turn green" crap they wear around their neck as "bling" makes them sound good
*mouth off at you for no apparent reason in a language normal people cannot define
*spit all over the damn pavement so it gets on your shoes
*spit on you from a higher place (lets say... a balcony)
*just fucking spit everywhere
Example of chavs language: aint seen ya in fuckin' time, where ya fuckin' bin, fuckin' this, fuckin' that.
Advice:
*DO NOT BECOME ONE
*JUST DON'T LISTEN TO THEM... EVEN IF YOU DO THINK YOU UNDERSTAND THEM... TRUST ME... YOU DON'T
Advice:
*DO NOT BECOME ONE
*JUST DON'T LISTEN TO THEM... EVEN IF YOU DO THINK YOU UNDERSTAND THEM... TRUST ME... YOU DON'T
by Emma aka. Chica!!! July 25, 2008
Get the Chavsmug. A new form of vermin that is common in the U.K. Chavs wear loads of fake jewellry in a vain attempt to look wealthy or "gangsta" They also wear burberry baseball caps, branded clothes and tracksuits(even in the summer). They often spend time hanging around outside McDonalds, drinking crappy cider and saying stupid random things to passers by. They'e the main focus of my aggression at this point. Chav stands for "Council house affaliated vermin". Their language consists of words like "sick", and "innit blud" and "brruuup" and "bear pussy" and other such nonsense. Chavs should be gotten rid of and fast.
Fuckin Chavs, blobking up macdonlads, saying annoying things to you when you pass by, drive crappy cars, listen to crappy music, I HATE CHAVS!!!
Everyone who likes Chavs, Start digging some Chav holes - and make them gas proof...
Everyone who likes Chavs, Start digging some Chav holes - and make them gas proof...
by chavsuck May 17, 2006
Get the Chavsmug. Those Chavs think they're hard, but little that they know is that the force of a haymaker at their face from anyone would not only be beyond smashed that even their wonky, shitty teeth be swallowed, but also their low chav brand brain (which cost 1p in most known store) would be splattered inside their head.
by Shin-fucking-Ryu February 4, 2005
Get the Chavsmug. Chavs are Degenerates that are the Uk's Equivalent to White Trash, they terrorize towns and only own tracksuit clothing, usually adidas, nike, umbro and Mckenzie. they have most famously destroyed the reputation of the Teenage age group since being the miagority.
The origins of the word are unclear and there are a few theories, perhaps all of them correct. Nonetheless, the current criteria for being a chav applies as laid out in this dictionary and no doubt, as culture dumbs-down even more, the definition will need to be updated. Chavs will no doubt eventually, despite their in-bred lack of intelligence, cotton-on to the fact that burberry and it’s current associations foster great hatred and negativity amongst the majority of the population.
Chavs have a group ethic to protect themselves from the much smarter teenagers such as the mosher or skater.
Chavs are easily compareable to penguins due to their group ethic and tendancy to waddle, or walk as if they have a leg injury.
Chavs idolize rap, R'n'B, and dubstep artists such as "N-Dubz" and "50 Cent" dappy, from "N-Dubz" is the asbo version of Noddy, a childrens Tv character well known for wearing a form of bedhat as an everyday piece of clothing.
Chavs their own language that is derived from many different places such as they famously use Cockney rhyming slang, Jamaican slang and anything that their freinds use such as "Innit", "Blud", "Mint", "Quali'ee", "Y'wot" and "Safe" to name a few.
The origins of the word are unclear and there are a few theories, perhaps all of them correct. Nonetheless, the current criteria for being a chav applies as laid out in this dictionary and no doubt, as culture dumbs-down even more, the definition will need to be updated. Chavs will no doubt eventually, despite their in-bred lack of intelligence, cotton-on to the fact that burberry and it’s current associations foster great hatred and negativity amongst the majority of the population.
Chavs have a group ethic to protect themselves from the much smarter teenagers such as the mosher or skater.
Chavs are easily compareable to penguins due to their group ethic and tendancy to waddle, or walk as if they have a leg injury.
Chavs idolize rap, R'n'B, and dubstep artists such as "N-Dubz" and "50 Cent" dappy, from "N-Dubz" is the asbo version of Noddy, a childrens Tv character well known for wearing a form of bedhat as an everyday piece of clothing.
Chavs their own language that is derived from many different places such as they famously use Cockney rhyming slang, Jamaican slang and anything that their freinds use such as "Innit", "Blud", "Mint", "Quali'ee", "Y'wot" and "Safe" to name a few.
Four Chavs drive off a cliff What do you call it? -
A waste. A vauxhall nova holds 5.
Rap, Retards Attempting Poetry.
We can't call them yobos' anymore it's apparently offensive to the scum.
Several theories have stated that chavs had created the S.T.D and S.T.I in britain.
A waste. A vauxhall nova holds 5.
Rap, Retards Attempting Poetry.
We can't call them yobos' anymore it's apparently offensive to the scum.
Several theories have stated that chavs had created the S.T.D and S.T.I in britain.
by Machinna October 11, 2010
Get the Chavsmug. Your everyday, typical bawbag.You may find a chav graffitying AYT or YTG. Although they think they are little gangsters the Triads would have their eggrolls for lunch. They carry weapons as a means of self defense some of which can be easily obtained in a domestic household. A favourite weapon for the chavs would be the machete, although deadly the chavs pretend they are Jackie Chan and severely injure themselves (stupid assholes).
A typical chav has huge ears, a fucked up nose and are as smart as a... wait sorry i dont want to offend the mule.
They wear shellsuits (usually Lacoste) to 'leg it fae the police' Berghauses and north face jackets.
A few chav quotes-'ecstasee sets me free' 'AYT in your area' 'you boozin thenight' and many others.
They wear shellsuits (usually Lacoste) to 'leg it fae the police' Berghauses and north face jackets.
A few chav quotes-'ecstasee sets me free' 'AYT in your area' 'you boozin thenight' and many others.
by Sati Singh January 10, 2005
Get the Chavsmug. Chavs are annoying rodents who usally bommard Croydon at 11.am for their regular mcdonalds with their 4 children-each child seems to be a different race.
they tend to have a different mad everyweek and the child dosen't even know who its father is.
They wear big, massive, chavy earings and chains which tend to go green in the rain but still wear it because they cant afford to buy another one. They also wear cheap tracksuits even in the summer.
Primark in Croydon is packed with chavs fighing over the cheapest earings in the shop.
I've often heard chavs speaking a different type of language to english. They use words such as, init or aint, bruv, sick, brrraaapp, ghetto,mcdonalds , ere and dere, and other stupid chavy phrases.
They are often seen hanging around in little chavy gangs and shouting out random things to people in the street.
I think it's so stupid how they try to get people to think they sre whealthy by having tattos in the "final reduction shop, closing down." and buying chains that are at their final sale stage because, everyone thinks their chavy apart from the chavs-of course.
Also what makes me laugh is THEY THINK THEY ARE NOT CHAVS!
they tend to have a different mad everyweek and the child dosen't even know who its father is.
They wear big, massive, chavy earings and chains which tend to go green in the rain but still wear it because they cant afford to buy another one. They also wear cheap tracksuits even in the summer.
Primark in Croydon is packed with chavs fighing over the cheapest earings in the shop.
I've often heard chavs speaking a different type of language to english. They use words such as, init or aint, bruv, sick, brrraaapp, ghetto,mcdonalds , ere and dere, and other stupid chavy phrases.
They are often seen hanging around in little chavy gangs and shouting out random things to people in the street.
I think it's so stupid how they try to get people to think they sre whealthy by having tattos in the "final reduction shop, closing down." and buying chains that are at their final sale stage because, everyone thinks their chavy apart from the chavs-of course.
Also what makes me laugh is THEY THINK THEY ARE NOT CHAVS!
chavs, croydon, primark, chains, mcdonalds, kfc, new addington, selsdon, poundland, 99p stores, argos, JD, thorton heath, purley, Sports world.
by xtrraaa besssstt 101 giirrl March 14, 2009
Get the Chavsmug. oh my what a chav over there outside mc donalds drinking white lightening.
chav quotes "mayte" "giz a tab" "you got 30p fo phorne mayte"
chav quotes "mayte" "giz a tab" "you got 30p fo phorne mayte"
by sam January 29, 2005
Get the Chavsmug.