chavs

Chavs (Chavies, Kegs, Charva, Ned, Mush, Scally etc) are the (unfortunatly) most common sub culture of modern day Britain. The chav or "Council house and violent" or "Council House Average Vermin" are vicious to any other sub culture (or a person that is of no sub culture at all) to an extreme extent. "Moshers, emos, grungers and greebs" are some of their more favourite targets. They resort to violence at the first sign of when they belive they are being threatened or when the simply do not understand something (basically....they are stupid beyond all reason). The only way to avoid a confrontation with a chav is to simply not start one, if you provoke "it", "it" will retaliate with extreme force (aka until ure "beefed"). Over all chavs are very dangerous and the only way to fully avoid, or keep the peace with them is to prevent contact completly or if u have the unfortunate experience of meeting a chav, be as simple (using as many small words as possible) and vaguely polite as you can.

"Wot?" "You startin' mush?!" "Innnniiiiiittt" "I iz well a chavvy chav gangsta'" "Chavs rule"

by Miss Edith November 3, 2006

Chavs

A form of crotch rot or pubic lice.

Billy: "I got the chavs real bad, man."

Eric: "Just hit them with the shampoo."

Darren: "He's got a dose of the chavs."

Kevin: "Ooooh, he'll be itchy for weeks."

"Baby, I'm sorry, but I gave you chavs."

by OminousIncendia(ry) June 16, 2009

chavs

Lowest form of life on planet, with maybe the exception of their parents. Bred in caravans, the elite pikeys may have council houses. EVERYONE hates chavs, EVERYONE.

Bex (is that how to really spell your name you illiterate fuck) and Gem each have two children and they are both still below the age of consent. They are fucking chavs. You cunting chavs need to stop being poncing little fucks and die. Pricks. Bex and Gem - Give me a call, I have a bag of grapes and reckon I could fuck your pikey asses in exchange. Then you can jump through your fucking earings to celebrate - you dogs.

by Steve March 8, 2004

Chavs

Twats,
They enjoy partaking in antisocial behavior,
They enjoy white lightening
They tuck their tracksuits into their socks to save money if they become ankle swingers,
They are more hated than any other social group in the UK

Lets stand on a street corner and drink white lightening while shouting abuse at some old lady through a stolen traffic cone

by Snitchio June 26, 2005

chavs

a person that wears clothes that look like pajamas every day of the week until the dirt intergrates its self in to the material(im mean gross). they normaly live in council estates. chavs will never pick a fight unless they outnumber that person 5 to 1. most chavs wear burberry (a realy shit checked pattern) which looks crap. the only thing worse than burberry is fake burberry which is for those chavs to cheap to buy the real thing!chavs are totally unreasonable. avoid chavs at all cost if you do encounter a chav on his own u will fine as at the sight of you he will have craped him self but be warned if you meet a group of chavs you will be challenge the best thing to do in this situation is to punch the one that challenges you his "mates" shall then shit them selves and run away.

chavs will shorten words like "isnt it" to "n it" and "brother" to "bruv"

by Dave February 17, 2004

chavs

Ahh chavs...
Well, i believe that chavs are a bit like toilet paper...full of shit! So most people hate townies, chavs, kevs (numerous names for them) and so do i. They have no respect for any human being, property or laws at all. Basically they suck. They suck heaving great ballS! They uses phrases such as "u got 'ne fags bruv?" and "you beefin me boys??" etc. Basically they're complete toss pots...my the lord rid the world of these vile beings once and for all!

"Innit bruv innit, look at dose grungies ova der innint. les go beef um up!"

by Nicky Hatten January 14, 2004

Chavs

the british version of wiggers, or white trash. pretty much the gum on the bottom of your shoe. similar to knackers. they have nothing better to do with their lives than stand outside a McDonalds (which they think is nicer than a 5 star hotel) with a whole jewelry store worth of rings, earings, and necklaces and try to intimidate little kids (cause kids are the only ones they have the balls to stand up to) and wont fight anyone unless they have 4 times as many people as you do.

oh my god honey!!! did you see that?!?! that little kid just kicked that chavs ass!!!! hahahahahahahaha what a loser!!!!

by lepi August 13, 2007