chavsicle
A chav on a stick above a fire. This fantastic invention should mainly take place on November 5th, that way you can spend more time collecting chavs. Almost like a guy but chav style.
"Quick chuck that chavsicle on the fire"
"no mate I gt £200 of bling on me (obviously not, more like £20 from the 70% of all gold at argos) wot ya fink ur doin ya geek? It burns almost as much as me bitch puttin er fag out on me wen I told er I'd slept wid er mum "
"no mate I gt £200 of bling on me (obviously not, more like £20 from the 70% of all gold at argos) wot ya fink ur doin ya geek? It burns almost as much as me bitch puttin er fag out on me wen I told er I'd slept wid er mum "