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chavalo by Jacob Boyd April 4, 2008
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Choose no life.
Choose no job.
Choose a career in benefit fraud.
Choose a scally, dirty family,
Choose a fucking big rear spoiler.
Choose bricks, petroleum,
windows, and paki off-licences.
Choose fuckin anythin ya can lobb.
Choose a 1990s Nova, shaggin yer mates mum and veneral disease.
Choose to sell yer own bricks to the baliffs to pay for yer £30,000 car mod and Argos bling debts.
Choose a 18-30s package holiday to Benidorm.
Choose to get yer girlfriend up the duff.
Choose a set of 20inch alloy wheels to put on ur pile of shit of a car, which makes u luk like a sad fuckin cunt.
Choose a bird, hu turns out to be a fat hairy bastard on a Sunday morning.
Choose pissin on yer old school which u left at age 10 to go to a retard quarantine, wearin yer bling and stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth that yer mate skanked from the Burger King bins.
Choose rotting away at the end of it all,
pishing you last in a miserable council home,
Nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish,
fucked-up brats
You have spawned with yer 12yr old girlfriend to replace yourself.
Choose no job.
Choose a career in benefit fraud.
Choose a scally, dirty family,
Choose a fucking big rear spoiler.
Choose bricks, petroleum,
windows, and paki off-licences.
Choose fuckin anythin ya can lobb.
Choose a 1990s Nova, shaggin yer mates mum and veneral disease.
Choose to sell yer own bricks to the baliffs to pay for yer £30,000 car mod and Argos bling debts.
Choose a 18-30s package holiday to Benidorm.
Choose to get yer girlfriend up the duff.
Choose a set of 20inch alloy wheels to put on ur pile of shit of a car, which makes u luk like a sad fuckin cunt.
Choose a bird, hu turns out to be a fat hairy bastard on a Sunday morning.
Choose pissin on yer old school which u left at age 10 to go to a retard quarantine, wearin yer bling and stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth that yer mate skanked from the Burger King bins.
Choose rotting away at the end of it all,
pishing you last in a miserable council home,
Nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish,
fucked-up brats
You have spawned with yer 12yr old girlfriend to replace yourself.
chavspotting by chavvabasha January 24, 2005
Cavalot
A family name originating from the small island of Mauritius. Often confused with the Italian or French spellings such as: Cavallo or Cavalo.
Anyone with this last name is completely awsome. You can trust a Cavalot to be able to have plenty of fun, they are very loud and outgoing. Their Mauritian background takes the sexy body of a European (from the previous French occupants) and mixes it with the olive skin of the Indian slaves brought to work in the Mauritian fields. What does this equal? A family full of sexy beasts. The Cavalot family are now spread throughout the world with members in Canada, France, and Australia as well as the island itself. So if you're looking for a friend who has it all; the personality, the looks and just a bit of zest to add to your life, check out the Cavalots. They never disappoint ;)
Anyone with this last name is completely awsome. You can trust a Cavalot to be able to have plenty of fun, they are very loud and outgoing. Their Mauritian background takes the sexy body of a European (from the previous French occupants) and mixes it with the olive skin of the Indian slaves brought to work in the Mauritian fields. What does this equal? A family full of sexy beasts. The Cavalot family are now spread throughout the world with members in Canada, France, and Australia as well as the island itself. So if you're looking for a friend who has it all; the personality, the looks and just a bit of zest to add to your life, check out the Cavalots. They never disappoint ;)
Girlfriend: Hey babe, did you hear? There's a new girl in our class and apparently she's a Cavalot.
Boyfriend: Really? Hmmmmm...did i mention i was braking up with you?
Girlfriend:...
Boyfriend: Really? Hmmmmm...did i mention i was braking up with you?
Girlfriend:...
Cavalot by Green_Eagle June 18, 2011