Cornography

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The obscene experience one may have while eating a freshly grilled corn on the cob. One may be unable to actually speak words, but, instead, mumble noises to accentuate the extreme pleasure of eating corn on the cob.

Dude 1: MMMM. OOOOHH. This is so good. MMMM. OOOH. MMMMM. It's so juicy. I want more.

Dude 2: Is that cornography I hear?

Dude 1: MMMM. OOOHHH. MMMM.

by Cornographer October 4, 2007

Cornography

Pictures of Corn, without the husk.

Mmm, that Cornography makes me hungry.

Yeah those Cornstars are bad people.

OR

It is unbelievable that we allow these Cornographic Images in our schools!

by A Bathin Ape August 15, 2008

cornography

The art of filming hot and buttery corn for men and women's delight.

" Oh my god, did you check out that hot cornography last night?!"

by The Chicken Boi October 5, 2016

cornography

Porn, except instead of people, they are replaced with Corn

cornography is what i do man, write it and film it, and the best part is, they do it for free. They'll do anything! Hardcore, whatever you want.

by maxatron December 23, 2008

Anal Cartographer

N. One who works aboard the ship of an Ass Navigator and maps the neatherworld that is the anal sphincter.

"Ahoy, Jim! Chart that cove you magnificent anal cartographer!"

by GrizzlyClaw February 1, 2006

Cutography

Cute photography

Anna: Hey Jade, take cute pictures of me.
Jade: Okay, what do you want it to be?
Anna: Surprise me with your cutography skills.

by Delgarlmnt October 27, 2018

careography

The dance moves you would normally perform to a song, but modified because of the fact that you are sitting in a car and (if the driver) holding the wheel.

We made up some bad ass careography to go with our road trip mix.

by Back2Beast October 25, 2009