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Bollocks

A fairly mild, and frequently used colloquialism/swear word in the UK. Comes from the old english 'ballock' meaning testicle (apparently shakespeare used this word in his plays!) Has several meanings
That movie was a load of old bollocks - that movie was crap.
That was the Dogs bollocks - That was the best
Oh bollocks! - a mild curse when something goes wrong
by Duncan September 26, 2003
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Bollocks

The greatest word in the english language.

Is most commonly used as an
1.insult
2.a compliment
3.a cry of anger
4.a statement in general

(5.)Useful for relieving anger.
1. Do that again and I'll rip yer bollocks off and shove em up yer arse.
2. That meal was the (dogs) bollocks man.
3. BOLLOCKS! He cheated!
4. The world is just... bollocks man...
(5.) BOLLOCKS!...BOLLOCKSBOLLOCKSBOLLOCKS!
by sleepygamer April 14, 2006
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Bollocks

Plural of "Bollock", a testicle.Although usually found in pairs have been known to be individually removed, either surgically or violently.
If you so much as look at that woman again I'll cut one of your bollocks off and feed you it for breakfast!
by Paddy Smith April 11, 2003
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Bollocks

one of the worst swear words you'll ever hear in the United Kingdom, meaning testicles. It is NOT pronounced "bullocks" like some morons here in the US try to say it to sound cool. It's said exactly how it looks.
Never mind the bollocks, here's the Sex Pistols
OR
Bollocks to you
by Alex September 24, 2003
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Bollocks

What Tony Blair lacks
by pro-nun-see-A-shun July 7, 2003
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Bollocks

A word which could mean any of the following, among other things:
1.Nonsense;bullshit
2.Testicles
1. Well that's complete bollocks.
2. Shut up or I'll kick your bollocks in!
by The Mad Milliner July 11, 2007
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Bollocks

Why are you reading the Urban Dictionary? Everyone knows it's full of bollocks.
by Adrian Petyt December 16, 2003
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