Ballwash

1: a pathetic loser

2: a lazy sloth of a person

3: In the workplace, one who doesn't carry his/her own weight,making others pick up their slack.

Mark " Carl banged in sick today because he knew we would be busy"

David " Carl's a fucking ballwash"

Mark " Carl's a douchebagging ballwash, piss on him"

by stealyourface September 15, 2010

ballsasaurus

someone who loves to put balls in their mouth

"we call her ballsasaurus because she loves to put balls in her mouth"

by edwardo692402 September 20, 2021

Ballsmanship

1: The ability to navigate difficult situations by means of one's enormous balls.
Origin: Something between sportsmanship, craftmanship, and balls. Possibly boats, too.

Jeff, in an act of superb ballsmanship, used the public address system to win the penis game in a public library.

by Sir Brosen January 3, 2012

ballsmahalls

a bald indian man

my dad got bullied for being a ballsmahalls

by slay mamas January 5, 2022

ballstache

When you place your ballsack across someone's upper lip. If done correctly, your cock should rest on their forehead.

While Mary was giving me a blowjob I decided to surprise her with a ballstache.

by Stiffboy May 8, 2005

BALLWASHED

1) Someone who believes in the globe theory.

2) Some who simps for NASA.

3) A Nerd that spews squiggly math and science.

4) Being Ballwashed is a mental issue.

-Look at Frank getting angry and belittling at that flat earther. He is showing clear signs of ballwashedism. (what a pathetic loser)
-Paul sleeps in a rocket ship bed at 30+yr old and stays up all night watching space movies. Paul is ballwashed.

by Mallory.Bowser October 19, 2021

ballwasher

One who washes balls with the assumption that his/her preferred method of doing so is orally.

This term is used as an insult.

That guy is such an ass rubbing, ballwasher.

by jody November 15, 2003