Ballsgash

An oxymoronic term used to describe something intolerably rubbish. Stems from the British slang 'Balls', as in, 'That's just balls' and the slang 'Gash', as in, 'That's just gash'.

Mark just bought a new car, but it's f***ing ballsgash. It only cost him a tenner.

by TheWittySoldier July 10, 2009

ballsmasher

When you hit someone in the balls with your knee then you are a ballsmasher

Bruh, You are such a ballsmasher you totally ballsmashed that ass Flavio!

by Mangoloverzzz June 6, 2016

Ballmash

Verb.The act of corn dogging someone, followed by a sac-tap. No simultaneously but with a good 10 minutes space.

Aftermath: Hillary Clinton sized balls.
Hey lets go ballmash Dylan, because he's poor!
Yea, or Bartholomeus because thats a cool name.

by Michaelpwns May 15, 2007

ballgasm

A female orgasm achieved by the repeated clitoral slapping of the male testicles

Baby the other night when you were fucking me really hard and fast in the ass your balls slapping my clit give me a ballgasm.

by giofuckingsico April 25, 2009

ballgasm

When you are having sex in the doggy position, the scrotum swings forward and hits the girl on the clitorus hence giving her a ballgasm.

I was doing my girlfriend in doggy and she had a ballgasm.

by exazonk April 22, 2009

ballwasher

corporate ass kisser. sending e-mails to the entire office everytime one does something insugnificant and trivial in order to make themselves appear to be a hard worker.

hey everyone, i just refilled the printer because it was out of paper.
hey everyone, i just cleaned the silverware in the back because it was dirty, please clean your silverwear.

by aragorn February 16, 2004

ballwashing

more intense/pitiful form of sucking up

Joe Says "Peter is sooo cool!"
Tom says "Stop ballwashing him!"
Matt says "Damn Ballwashers..."

by Rodney King April 22, 2004