Blumping

Snorting cum through the nose (as a coke-head would do with cocaine).

"I banged this girl the other day, she loved my cum so much that she grabbed a straw and started blumping right there in the bed."

by BreakerOneNine May 7, 2010

Blumping

A sexual activity involving blood. Humping- when blood is involved.

Bill and Lorena were totally blumping on the sheets they killed those people on.

by doomstew August 1, 2009

blump

The fat spouse of a physically fit person.

Wow! I just finished with my workout. I wish my blump of a husband would workout, too.

by karlota August 6, 2014

blump

Someone who is one of more of the following:

fat, ridiculous, rude, big, toadish, grumpy, ill-mannered, rude, a stick in the mud, always in the way

Just picture a fat grumpy old woman with a huge rear end who is frowning awfully at you from across the room, while wearing a housedress as big as a house, with her hair going every which way, and either glasses or warts or too much makeup, or all three.

That blump sat there like a toad all day and watched us and wouldn't even get out of the way when we asked her nicely to move!

by J L M R March 21, 2008

Blump

Adjective

A complex state of being sad, hungry, and bored at an ungodly hour of the day.

It was already 3 am and Karen was feeling a little blump, barring her self-imposed social decorum and the fact that she gorged herself on a bucket of chicken wings not but a few hours ago. Yes, indeed, Karen was a feeling quite blump.

by momomoniker September 15, 2020

blumps

Blumps is pink eye from giving a blumpkin, or just blum

I've got the blumps!

by mathclass08-09 April 1, 2009

Blump

When to objects bump and float away like a blimp.
Can also be used to insinuate adultery.

1) "oh my god, he's totally blumping her"
2) "OMFG, LOOK AT THAT BLUMPABLE PIECE OF A%*"
3) The two balloons blumped and then floated upwards. yay.

by your daddeh January 5, 2011