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Much like a Blumpkin, the Blimpie involves getting a blowjob whilst excreting a bowl movement. However, the Blimpie adds one more tantalizing aspect to this already desirable treat. Combine the Blumpkin with eating a sandwich, preferably a meaty foot long, and you my friend have the euphoric Blimpie.
Frankenstein: "So last night I was taking a shit and my girlfriend walks in and starts giving me head outta the blue. So I'm all like woaaah bitch! I'm trying to eat my sammich!"
The Wolfman: "Ohhh you mean a Blimpie?"
The Wolfman: "Ohhh you mean a Blimpie?"
blimpie by Nick Greeno March 4, 2007
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Blimpie by Gus Van de Peter November 14, 2009
Blimpie
When you stand up and your dick points straight ahead. Halfway between Limp and a boner. Most commonly found post ejaculation.
Blimpie
Placing your foreskin around someone’s nose and plugging their mouth so when they breath through their nose your foreskin inflates
Why is it that when a bunch of white guys hangout and one of them passes out that they always do some borderline gay shit to them like giving them a blimpie?!