Blump

When something SUCKS! When you find out about it, it ruins your day

God damn bro is it just me or is RC blump at soccer?

by chortles November 12, 2017

Blump

Someone who can’t hang; passes out too early, quits the party to early

“Hey is so n so coming to the party tonight?” “Nah, he can’t hang, he’s a blump”

by Violetsrnotblue August 21, 2023

Blump

Adjective

A complex state of being sad, hungry, and bored at an ungodly hour of the day.

It was already 3 am and Karen was feeling a little blump, barring her self-imposed social decorum and the fact that she gorged herself on a bucket of chicken wings not but a few hours ago. Yes, indeed, Karen was a feeling quite blump.

by momomoniker September 15, 2020

Blump

When to objects bump and float away like a blimp.
Can also be used to insinuate adultery.

1) "oh my god, he's totally blumping her"
2) "OMFG, LOOK AT THAT BLUMPABLE PIECE OF A%*"
3) The two balloons blumped and then floated upwards. yay.

by your daddeh January 5, 2011

Blump

The sound a black man's penis makes when it hits against woman's face.

She gave me attitude so i blumped her and she was mine for the day.

Blump, blap

by theblapster November 21, 2010

Blump

The sound a black mans penis makes when it hits a womens head

I blapped her and you could hear that Blump in the next room!

by Flumo November 21, 2010

blump to blump

the sexual acrobatic super move of completing a double blumpkin by 69ing and simultaneously shitting.

*Warning*: NOT for recommended for novices.

Billy: Hey, can you give me a blumpkin?

Jill: Only if you give me one too!

(Both begin to chant, beginning in a soft whisper, and slowly building in volume and frenzy): BLUMP TO BLUMP!, BLUMP TO BLUMP!, BLUMP TO BLUMP!

by Whoopi Goldberg March 2, 2007