Assma

A medical condition similar to the respiratory condition asthma, but in the form of a bowel and anal condition where your anal sphincter is blocked and you can't fart properly or at all.

Ben: My friend hasn't farted in a long time.
Greg: Oh, he has assma.
Ben: Oh no.
Greg: I hope he feels better.

by gregben December 12, 2021

assmar

Asthma

When you can't pronounce asthma, you say assmar

Piggy so fat and can't go up lots of stairs because he's got assmar

by JT October 6, 2004

asmae

she is very sweet and motivated for everything.
she is also the prettiest woman in school, work and sports. She is usually attracted to sweet and smart boys. names like Rayan, Younes and zain would be the perfect couple with her. And Asmae is also smart and sporty

Youssef:look her eyes bro!!
Nessim:yeah,that’s Asmae

by Asmae123 November 1, 2019

assman

A distinguished gentleman who can appreciate and prefer the finer things in life...such as a woman's booty. Often picks his dates from the back.

Sarah only seems to attract assman because she has a damn ghetto booty. Ain't nothin wrong with that!

by Ghetto Fabulous November 27, 2003

half-assmanship

The art of appearing to be productive at work without actually doing anything of any value. In its truest form this involves loud, screeching equipment, foul language, and blaming everyone/everything around the half-asser in a covert manner, i.e. running to the head boss and ratting on everyone else while simultaneously kissing the head boss' ass.

Employee 1: Damn that Rocky! He's such a pussy!
Employee 2: Nah man, that n#%&a's perfected the art of half-assmanship.

by Uganda1 March 9, 2009

assmankey

See assmonkey
Derived from the Poke'mon Mankey, who indeed looks like a monkey who was jammed up someones ass.

That dude is a total assmankey

by Glocked April 17, 2005

assmaker

one who makes an ass out of themselves. -n.h

you are being such an assmaker

by mattalianna April 8, 2017