Assma
A medical condition similar to the respiratory condition asthma, but in the form of a bowel and anal condition where your anal sphincter is blocked and you can't fart properly or at all.
Ben: My friend hasn't farted in a long time.
Greg: Oh, he has assma.
Ben: Oh no.
Greg: I hope he feels better.
Greg: Oh, he has assma.
Ben: Oh no.
Greg: I hope he feels better.
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