assbodacious

used to describe someone with a hot hot ass!

Good gracious, assbodacious!

by Sobo March 22, 2003

asshood

The utmost degree of potential assholery.

Cuddy: (after House declared over the hospital balcony that they slept together) THIS IS BEYOND ASSHOOD!

by Steve McQueen's ghost May 21, 2009

Assbook

1. Assbook (otherwise known as the "booty call social network")is “An online directory that connects people through whom they have hooked up with.” The facebook’s “poke” feature — has been reinvented as “tap that ass” feature. Instead of messages, users receive “booty calls.”
2. Obviously much cooler than Facebook.

There are only seven real females registered on Assbook.

by The Voice of the People!!@#$%^ January 6, 2009

assbonnet

This word simply means a female asshat.

Damn, Linda is such an assbonnet for putting a whole box of laundry soap in the dorm washing machine and then starting it!

by Telephony July 24, 2014

Asshooligan

1. The state of being a hooligan and an ass or retard at the same time.

Sean is one big fuckin' asshooligan.

by Ken B. January 15, 2006

assbomb

1. When yu rip the biggest, messiest shit ever and it burns your asshole so much it starts to smell like bacon.

Spence: Man what smells? Its like a mixture of bacon and fucking SHIT!
Jason: haha, yo i just assbombed the fuck out of yur toilet!
Spence: Did yu make it out alive?
Jason: Almost, but man i dont think yur cat did.

by Ahakmid Hassan June 28, 2006

asspoodle

When someone takes the hair on their ass and perm it out like a poodle.

Dude, you can see that guy's asspoodle through his pants.

by Justin Mann November 9, 2006