monkey pants 

After having shit your pants and walked around in them, allowing the shit to harden on your pants creates monkey pants.

Billy's monkey pants were making him walk funny.

Joe had chaff marks on his leg from his monkey pants.

Susie crapped in her new blue jeans, therefore turning them into monkey pants.

monkey pants by Billy Hogan July 30, 2008

monkey scrotum 

The sac of a monkey, usually said when you are mad at someone or something

MONKEY SCROTUM! I should have studied for that test.

monkey scrotum by Tommaas June 24, 2008

monkey love 

the love of a monkey

Jim: Don't make me give you monkey love!
Jo: Give it to me!

monkey love by Amy September 22, 2004

monkey spunk 

Used as a tame expletive as opposed to f@ck or sh@t.

Oh monkey spunk!!! What a load of monkey spunk!!! You dumb monkey spunk!!! etc

monkey spunk by Simon Parke-Davis November 21, 2003

Monkey Wrench 

To "monkey wrench" is to screw stuff up...normally cause you dont like the way it's going....

Kurt blowing his brains out monkey wrenched nirvana.

Monkey Wrench by BentAngle September 15, 2007

Monkey Nuts 

This is what happens when a man doesn't shower for a days. A crust forms underneath the scrotum, which can be used for spreading on toast, on our grandmothers lips.

Today I reached under my nut sack, and retrived a healthy amount of monkey nut cream.

Monkey Nuts by Egon Strangler December 13, 2003

Monkey fucker

N. Singular (Munk-e Fah-ker): An Individual who Engages in Carnal Knowledge/Sexual Intercourse with a Primate of the Monkey family.

Tyler is a monkey fucker, always has been always will be. enough said.

Monkey fucker by John September 20, 2003