Bob:ayo billy I've been takin those penis enlargement pills from pornhub and I bet the girls are lovin it
Billy:ohhhhh that's why she said it was small
Billy:ohhhhh that's why she said it was small
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The dude at the desk next to me has become the penis gnome after becoming the office safety manager. He totally bitched me out for leaving the toilet seat up in the bathroom in front of everyone.
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Get the Penis fetish mug.Penis Inspection is a mandatory health and safety program run by many primary/junior high schools where a person, generally an unqualified gym teacher/older man, would inspect the boys penis' to see if there is any problems.
"Aw not penis inspection day, this is the third time this week Mr. Joben has inspected me"
"That's weird I thought they were only meant to run one of them a year"
"That's weird I thought they were only meant to run one of them a year"
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A Penis Beaker is a post-coital cleaning receptacle for men, must not be confused with a glass for drinking water
A Penis Beaker is a post-coital cleaning receptacle for men, must not be confused with a glass for drinking water
We have a dedicated post-sex cleanup area on the bedside table. A box of tissues, a small bin, and a penis beaker of clean water for temporary cleaning/dunking while the bathroom is occupied by me
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Just when I was about to get down with this hottie, I got a floppy disc! Thankfully she was able to perform penis CPR.
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