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penis cpr

Regular CPR skills transferred to revive an erectile dysfunction. In the event the situation would occur, the woman gives 2 deepthroats and 30 strokes. If this doesnt work you should probably consult a doctor and get a viagra subscription.
Just when I was about to get down with this hottie, I got a floppy disc! Thankfully she was able to perform penis CPR.
by bmajestic June 24, 2014
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Shakira Dancing

A dance method in which the hips, legs, butt and chest are moved to imitate the flawless dancing Shakira does in her music videos. Also, dances even better to Spanish music or songs with a Spanish accent on them. Fluently speaks the Spanish version of the song as well.
Man, Beyonce really knows the art of Shakira Dancing. Watch some of her concerts and you'll understand.
by bmajestic February 17, 2014
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