A subpar avid Only Fans user with ~50 followers on the gram that sling shots her pussy and/or his dong to anyone who accepts it. Think of a freshman in college, a two bit or most notably a 2021 prostitute.
Look at this crotch slinger going after anyone that’ll take it. That two bit is always crotch slinging!
by crotchdong October 29, 2021
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Jesus Christ! why the fuck did Jeremy start talking about his crotch crud and that he hasn't showered in 4 days!?
by SeriousSkippy August 6, 2021
Get the crotch crud mug.Dude 1: Damn, she being a jumpy crotch hoe fooling around with every man in town.
Dude 2: Hey, that's my wife!
Dude 1: Sorry, man, you done got cucked. I even got my share off her.
Dude 2: Hey, that's my wife!
Dude 1: Sorry, man, you done got cucked. I even got my share off her.
by Fly Felix February 18, 2022
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Get the Gucci crotch mug.Crotch rocket, a crotch rocket is a term for a motorcycle or cyclist that likes to gloat about having more than 2 cylinders, common things said by riders that own these bikes are that Harleys are slow, when in reality there trying to compensate for there tiny dick and how they think there special, these riders commonly are what are considered (see squid) squid, by old bikers for there lack of riding skills and how they act stupid on the road.
Jim: Look at the bozo on that crotch rocket
Joe: I bet he thinks he’s god or something on that crotch rocket, I hate squid riders
Joe: I bet he thinks he’s god or something on that crotch rocket, I hate squid riders
by Fucurbbrjcusve August 13, 2021
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by Kommissar August 24, 2021
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Dude I was banging this chick last week and she gave me the fire crotch, now I have to take meds for my itch.
by Tri-sarah Topless June 7, 2021
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