Crowing Work

The act of getting other people to perform your work because you do not know how to do your job. In common usage it is a Vb.

"Hey, she is crowing work off on me"

Bob: "Why are you working on that?"
Ed: "Because Suzy doesn't know how to do it and asked if I would do it."
Bob: "Classic work crow Ed."

by Keyser_Sose May 25, 2013

crown brown

Massive shit turd that stretches your rectum beyond its normal limits...

Wow.. That shit was the Crown Brown.!

by Hip Hop Howie September 26, 2013

Crowelled

To get really drunk and bitch about everything while just absolutely shit-faced. Annoyingly drunk and somewhat a downer. The verbifcation of a dude with the last name of Crowell.

Festus is all crowelled up tonight!

by iceback October 22, 2013

crowning the bowl

Crowning the bowl is a term used to describe a shit so large in mass that it actually breaks the surface of the toilet water.

Roomate #1; wtf bro, the toilet is clogged. You could at least plunge that shit out.

Roomate #2; My bad dude, thought it went down. I ended up crowning the bowl. My shit came up for air.

by cookie_hoop April 30, 2014

crowing of the cock

Getting an erection

Person: Jim called his erection the crowing of the cock and now I want his dick

by cfm21 October 21, 2014

crowdforging

The act of using a mass or Crowd to forge or create something.

We shall be crowdforging this empire!

by The Truth143 May 22, 2014

crownsprout

The miraculous rebirth of recently hacked, pruned, scorched, or seemingly dead plants from its dormant nodes found along the root crown, as mandated by Dave Fross.

The field of scorched manzanita crownsprouted after an El Nino rain.

by Plant Person June 23, 2014