Definitions by cookie_hoop

crowning the bowl 

Crowning the bowl is a term used to describe a shit so large in mass that it actually breaks the surface of the toilet water.

Roomate #1; wtf bro, the toilet is clogged. You could at least plunge that shit out.

Roomate #2; My bad dude, thought it went down. I ended up crowning the bowl. My shit came up for air.

crowning the bowl by cookie_hoop April 30, 2014