Keyser_Sose's definitions
noun
1. Informal. A moron, a hugely incompetent person or group of persons lacking in intelligence and/or lacking the necessary equipment, skills and experience esp. relating to sexual performance.
2. Sport related jargon. Someone or something of great initial promise that falls embarassingly short.
3. Business. A liar. A Seller of commodities for personal gain. A business person lacking integrity.
1. Informal. A moron, a hugely incompetent person or group of persons lacking in intelligence and/or lacking the necessary equipment, skills and experience esp. relating to sexual performance.
2. Sport related jargon. Someone or something of great initial promise that falls embarassingly short.
3. Business. A liar. A Seller of commodities for personal gain. A business person lacking integrity.
Leanne: I pulled a Venky last night - smallest penis i've ever seen.
Jerome: I can't wait to Venky my new client's company. I'm going to run it into the ground and use the proceeds to buy another new villa.
John: You seen the new star wars films?
Mike: Yeah, proper venkys they turned out to be.
Jerome: I can't wait to Venky my new client's company. I'm going to run it into the ground and use the proceeds to buy another new villa.
John: You seen the new star wars films?
Mike: Yeah, proper venkys they turned out to be.
by Keyser_sose January 13, 2012
Get the Venkymug. The act of getting other people to perform your work because you do not know how to do your job. In common usage it is a Vb.
"Hey, she is crowing work off on me"
Bob: "Why are you working on that?"
Ed: "Because Suzy doesn't know how to do it and asked if I would do it."
Bob: "Classic work crow Ed."
Bob: "Why are you working on that?"
Ed: "Because Suzy doesn't know how to do it and asked if I would do it."
Bob: "Classic work crow Ed."
by Keyser_Sose May 25, 2013
Get the Crowing Workmug.