When you need to go to the toilet so badly that the poo is starting to make an appearance from your bum hole.
Usually accompanied by walking around on tippy-toes and gritting your teeth.
Usually accompanied by walking around on tippy-toes and gritting your teeth.
by doc brown June 18, 2007
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Based off of the hilarious biology video of tortoises engaging in... mature behavior and grunting while an excited guy with an accent watches.
Based off of the hilarious biology video of tortoises engaging in... mature behavior and grunting while an excited guy with an accent watches.
Friend: Awkward turtle!!
*does awkward turtle*
You: Awkward tortoise!!!!!!!!
*does awkward turtle on top of friend's awkward turtle, moving up and down and grunting*
*does awkward turtle*
You: Awkward tortoise!!!!!!!!
*does awkward turtle on top of friend's awkward turtle, moving up and down and grunting*
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Man Elena used to be all fine but then she got tortilla poisoning and its been down hill ever since!
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