Taintitus: When your taint is sick AF and running a fever. Usually caused from biddie hoes
Man: “Give me your hand.” Man puts hand on taint.
Woman: “ohh, that’s hot. You probably have taintinus!” -Doctor, MD
Man: “Give me your hand.” Man puts hand on taint.
Woman: “ohh, that’s hot. You probably have taintinus!” -Doctor, MD
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The musky taste of wine that went bad. As if someone rubbed the cork on their taint before corking the bottle.
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Get the cork taint mug.a good phrase to use when someone pisses you off, gets a few laughs and leaves people wondering what the fuck you just said.. equivalent to saying suck my dick or suck my clit but who doesn't like to check someones else's taint right?
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Get the check my taint mug.The part of skin on the underside of the nose betwixt the cartilage and the thick skin. The part that gets peirced for a septum piercing
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