scrambled eggs

Performing Oral Sex on a female during her period.

I got scrambled eggs all over my face, what is a boy to do?

by Maul June 2, 2004

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Tossed salad and scrambled eggs

When a man squats over a ladies face, facing her feet, and as she licks his anus he masturbates all over her breasts. Then the man runs the tip of his penis over her breasts evenly spreading the seamen over the breast as if he were decorating a cake.

I had an awesome night; I had a Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs with your sister.

by Mattie Love August 28, 2016

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Scrambled Eggs Drunk

On a Drunk scale of 1-10, It rates a 9. Drunk to the point of Vomiting. see Booting line 2.

Keli: Oh, God! Heather, are you okay?
Heather: I'm scr... BLEAGH! ... Scrambled Eggs drunk.. *hiccup*

by Annubrius October 12, 2008

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scrambled eggs

While a female gives oral pleasure to a man, the gentleman pulls his tool from her oral cavity before ejaculating. He then proceeds to place his scrotum in her mouth and alternately slaps her cheeks while performing a celebratory cry similar to an Indian woman.

I gave my 'ol lady some scrambled eggs last night.

by gumby40oz April 12, 2006

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