schmootzky

hair product used by guidos used to slick back and plaster their hair to their head. Also used to get that nice shine.

Me: Wow Mike your hair is looking extra shiny and slicked back today. You could probably stick your head out of an airplane and it wouldn't lose its shape.

Mike: Thanks! I put extra schmootzky in it

by minipie September 15, 2010

Schmorf

When something/someone sucks - but you want to keep it on the DL

This 8am class is schmorf

by Schmorf September 15, 2016

Schmoovey

Youngin, on the upcoming, fresh, cool

Look at Paul over there, he's looking pretty schmoovey right now!

by Mexicarlos007 January 3, 2018

Schmoop

A great English site with some serious potential, it is commonly used around Australia by 15-year-old school boys who are looking for their own potential who they can hopefully someday possess from the site Schmoop who has potential.

Jim: "Hey, I didn't do the homework."
Jum: "Thats ok just go on Schmoop and say you forgot."
Whole School: "Daye GEHHHHHHHH!"

by FerterintheMerter February 24, 2019

Deja Schmooo

Like Deja Vu, but when you think you've had sex with the same person before.

Dude 1: Dude i was banging Beccy D last night and fully had Deja Schmooo

Dude 2: Man you banged her last week

by CoRbY bLaIr October 22, 2008

schmoozin

schmoozin is what you do to butter up a girl, i.e. it's trying to get a girl to like you

Jacques needs to start schmoozing up some American girls if his french ass wants to live in the United States much longer!

by Mebaiah December 14, 2004

booze schmooze

To schmooze or socialize and drink at the same time. Usually seen at networking events and cocktail parties.

"Hey guys, I'm going to booze schmooze at the company holiday party as soon as I get a glass of wine."

by prettyinpink_hc July 12, 2007