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Schmeat

A small, yet not tiny penis (usually 3 inches or less) *Not to be confused with shmeat
Girl 1: "girl, big news...or little news that is"
Girl 2: "Omg, what is it"
Girl 1: "Johnny and I had sex last night, but its not as exciting as you think. Johhny has a schmeat"
Girl 2: "Well at least that makes me feel blessed that David is average"
by howlongcantheasebe? April 30, 2015
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schlength

the length,or lach thereof, of a schlong/schlort.
my schlength is greater than yours ahahaha
by russ's_gf March 17, 2004
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schmangcus

male sex organ not including the balls and sack
That chick likes the schmangcus in her mouth.
by litus February 11, 2006
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schenasi

Gosh those schenasi's are such lesbos. The schenasi's are such albino dildos.
by pvblondie1168 July 3, 2009
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Schenectady High School

A high school with horrible attendance records and horrible student grades. located in the hood.
has fights almost daily.
by shitza January 7, 2020
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scemen

(see-men)
A cross between scene, and a big sweaty pile of men. Used to describe "scene" kids you hate so much you think they should be associated with big sweaty piles of men.
That kid is just dripping with scemen.
by nozno June 12, 2006
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Gender Schmender

1: an international, gender education community located on Myspace; is also the name of a genderqueer friendly group in AU that puts on live performances.

2: Abreviated "GS"

3: An expression, "Gender Schmender!"
1 Part 1: Are you a member of Gender Schmender?
1 Part 2: Which one? The online community or the one in Australia?

3 Part 1: "Stop it! Guys aren't supposed to act like that. Someone will think you're gay."
3 part 2: "Gender Schmender! I could care less about all of that gender policing bullshit. People are more than genders, ya know?"
by Amiko-Gabriel March 31, 2007
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