Schmatka

A jerk, a moron, an inappropriate person

That guy she was dating never leaves a tip. He is a real schmatka.

by Hoodratty March 9, 2018

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Schmackable

A sandwich similar to the classic PB & J, replacing the "PB" with human feces.

My sister loves my Schmackables. Too good!

by Crumble Bunner May 24, 2018

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The most awesome people you can meet are named Scharkinger. It is German, which means that Scharkinger’s are destined to lead the third reich when hitler returns one day. So if you want to be in line for joining the third reich, and if you are not some filthy Jew. Then change your last name and the last name of your children to Scharkinger, and feel hitlers reich hand raise in glory for his fellow Scharkinger’s

Guy1: nice mustache
Guy2: thanks and nice swastika
Guy1: yes it is from my great grandfarther Günter Scharkinger
Guy2: are you a Scharkinger?
Guy1: indeed and you?
Guy2: Scharkinger once, always a scharkinger brother
Both: Heil five
Both: alright let’s gas some Jews, with some Zyklon b gas.

by Scharkinger April 29, 2018

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Schmacker

A device you can schmack or hit, for example a Juul, Dab pen, etc.

Joe: Hey Karen can I use your Schmacker? I need some nic.

Karen: Hell yea Joe, who am I to take away someone’s buzz?

by cbergin13 July 15, 2018

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Schmækk

(1)"Å schmække"("to schmækk") is a norwegian term, which basically means to slap ass. (2)Although you could use it as an adjective or a slogan aswell. (3)Some people use this term when they are talking about inhaling marijuana.

(1)"Let me schmækk that ass"
(2)"That's a schmækk outfit!", ""Schmækk, bro!"
(3)"Do you wanna schmækk later?"

by Schmækk AS October 25, 2018

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