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boat o'clock

Its boat o'clock; i'm so glad were on this schooner!
by Banana Pooer times a thousand January 19, 2004
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Stupid O'Clock

Stupid O'Clock is any time after midnight and before 8AM, or hours outside of your natural waking life.
For example, if you have been kept up late and you feel as though you should be asleep, this is stupid O'clock.

See also, 'Stupid Early'.
He came to pick me up at stupid O'clock this morning.. I wan't even awake.
by Eric Booth November 17, 2010
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booty o'clock

Often referred to closing time, it's the period of time right after a bar closes where desperate people hang around outside to pick up on remainders.
And to think, I met your father at booty o'clock!
by Monty S March 5, 2008
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random o'clock

Optimum meeting time throughout the weekend & occasionally during the week too.

Ideally suited when arranging to meet people who don't wear watches.
You: "Let's meet at random o'clock"
Them: "Sure thing, I'll buzz you & we can approximeet"
You: "Great, see you then"
by little-miss can't do wrong September 29, 2010
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4 o'clocker

A handicap person. Represented by the wheelchair symbol where the head is the minute hand and the legs are the hour hand. 4 o'clock.
I'm going 10 mph under the limit cause I'm followin' a 4 o'clocker.
by kantmakm May 19, 2004
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fuckoff o'clock

What you say when someone asks you what time it is and you really could give a shit.
"Excuse me, kind sir. Would you please tell me what time it is? I am late for an appointment."

"Why sure! It's fuckoff o'clock!"
by Shane Holmes October 24, 2014
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Tits O'Clock

A topless gathering of friends which may occasionally result in complete loss of clothing, pizza ordering, and sex. Tits O'Clock may occur on any day at any time, usually on short notice. Lesbian and bicurious encounters are typically involved.
Last night's Tits O'Clock ended in an accidental orgy. Whoops! Welcome to college.
by Honors College 403A October 13, 2011
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