microblading

When you stick a butter knife in your genitalia (usually male) and twist.

"Man, I caught Jimmy Neutron microblading in his room last night.

by d4ddyl0ngl3gs November 14, 2017

Microbrew Ass

The string-cheese style poop that is produced when consuming fair amounts of micro or home brew. Some attribute these types of poops based on the large amount of yeast left in the unfiltered beer.

Q: You have a headache from last night?

A: No, but I've got the string-cheesey poops bad... Microbrew Ass something fierce!

by ClownShoe July 19, 2011

micropenis

The process of the penis shrinking when it becomes cold

Cooper has a micropenis

by heyo stee January 2, 2008

microbenzing

1.The state of which one person is intimate with another person, yet they are confused as to whether or not they are truly together 2. The state of which two people are loosely together, but not entirely

yeah, we've been microbenzing on and off for about three weeks now... I'm getting confused

by (Cocoa(((~~~ August 30, 2005

Microbeast

A microbeast is a funny, talented, good looking, sexy, amazing, loved, creative, unique person who is almost perfect and a really good, caring, sensitive and kind friend. Basically, the person everyone wants to be :D

Dude she's freakin awesome!
I know! She's such a microbeast!

by Ilike,OLDMOVIES May 14, 2012

Microbeall

A tiny, seemingly insignificant component, the absence of which renders something useless.

The tiny screw didn't seem important, but it was the microbeall.

by Nuggets_stegguN June 27, 2025

macrobenzing

The state of quite literally being together with one person i.e. going out with that person

Yeah, fool... we've been macrobenzing for a good three months now. I'm so stoked!!!

by (Cocoa(((~~~ August 30, 2005