Shawn Mendes

Hottest and most talented human alive

“Shawn mendes is Hawt”

by Smillingforshawn August 15, 2019

Shawn Mendes

the hottest fucking daddy you will ever see with an amazing voice and body

I love Shawn Mendes is so fucking hot!

by Erin Mendes May 20, 2018

shawn mendes

a god. like just. a beautiful god.

i love shawn mendes

by ilikecoffee December 27, 2019

Shawn Mendes

The most hottest celebrity on Earth. Loves muffins and hates tomatoes with a passion. His fans are Mendes Army <3. I am proud to be part of them. His songs are the best. Any pictures of him make me cry and is voice is so beautiful. His full name is Shawn Peter Raul Mendes. His mom is Karen Mendes and his dad is Manuel (Manny) Mendes. And his little sister is Aaliyah Mendes.Thank you.

Person: Who is Shawn Mendes?
Me: *brings out 100 slide presentation* well, I'm glad you asked.

by Amethyst_98 April 30, 2019

Menjestical

Humour that is only funny to the male population.

A menjestical joke.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?
None....make the bitch cook in the dark.

by Merlinton August 13, 2006

menge

to hit someone with a pint glass or bottle particularly in the face

did you see that guy get menged in the pub last night

by druid99 September 29, 2006

Dr. Mengele

The sweetest Nazi doctor in the world. He was a ruthless man, and he had sweet experiments, and he was german.

I love you Dr. Josef Mengele!

by bad_toad May 3, 2005