jizztastic

something that is jizztastic is something that is so fantastic that it can make someone ejaculate or "jizz" while thinking about it

The xbox 360 is far better than the playstation 3, especially with jizztastic games like Halo 3 and Gears of war.

by the suckster360 January 18, 2010

jizzilisious

Something that so incredible that you could put jizz in or on it and it would still be incredible. Adj.

When your cum tastes good. Adj.

Thierry Henry's skills are so jizzilisious.

Omg! Your cum is jizzilisious.

by Puffman January 18, 2007

Jizzicist

(noun) a person who specializes in giving facials (ejaculating all over a girl's face).

Andrew is a world-renowned jizzicist.

by Andrew B, Jizzicist March 4, 2010

Jizzin

Slang for sperming or term used by teenagers meaning sweet,cool,rad etc.

Example 1:

Brad:"I just got a new guitar!"

Mike:"That's Jizzin man!"

Brad:"Totally Jizzin!"



Example 2:

Guy 1:"Dude I just had a jizzin accident...."

Guy 2:"Not again!"

by Brad5o5 January 31, 2009

jizzination

The noun form of the verb "jizz", the act of jizzing.

Your jizzination was inappropriate for the time.

by Dongapen October 29, 2010

jizzilate

verb, The process of seminal fluid churning in the gonads prior to & during a phenomenal orgasm

Johnny exclaimed, "Get ready, Tart! I'm going to jizzilate now!."

by Tart Tartly September 12, 2011

Jizzstache

When a guy ejaculates onto a women's face and it goes above her lip, taking the form of a white moustache. Clean Sanchez.

Guy: hey you got something on your face.
Girl: what, do I got milk?
Guy: you got jizz.
Girl: damnit, why'd you give me a jizzstache!

by Hugh jurection December 16, 2011